[Unfortunately, Alphys does have some form of digestion, which means she spends a solid 20 minutes of her day heaving into the sink and dumping water in it to wash out that orange abomination in the fridge. It takes her like ten minutes to open the damn thing and then, no, betrayed by it's contents. She isn't much of a tea drinker, but she's beginning not to trust anything in the kitchen anymore, so... well, time to add to that one.
Thanks to Chara, she now has a wealth of ideas and decides to keep with the food theme, by blowing up a balloon and covering it with icing. It's a cake. It's on the table. Cut a piece if you dare. Or just bite it and have a balloon explode right in your face. Either or!
And just in case nobody gets hit with that, just to be an utter nuisance, she rearranges the contents of the kitchen. Have fun finding the silverware!]
[WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE KITCHEN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE TEA! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE CAKE!
Papyrus takes out a whole day just to arrange the contents of the kitchen back in place and clean up all the mess from all the food-based pranks. No one is allowed in the kitchen the entire time. It needs a deep cleaning.
The next day, Papyrus works overnight to take out two monsters with one stone. Not that he is actually going to be throwing rocks at them, because that would be cruel and bad. No, what he has done is rig up the entire first floor to be a puzzle, a throwback to the X and O and △ pathway puzzles he had set up outside Snowdin. If you want to get to any specific room, you are going to have to figure out which puzzle to solve and how! Good luck!
Actually, Papyrus isn't sure this counts as a prank? It seems more like he is doing a favor to his housemates. Oh well!]
[At least he's got his shortcuts, though it's a royal pain tryin' to figure out how to get from place to place with all the darn X's and O's. Hugs and kisses? Thanks, Papyrus; he loves you too.
He loves you so much he's gonna get you back for this. That suspicious-looking cake isn't even a cake, gosh darn it. That's just cruel.
He doesn't actually put very much effort into his next trick. He just digs up the file of an old virus Hermann cooked up by accident - now with Sans bein' in the proper mindspace to appreciate it, no less - and sends it to the both of 'em anonymously, cunningly disguised as advertisements relevant to their interests. For some thrilling spaghetti recipes, click here! For a download on saving computer energy, download this file!
Don't worry, though. The virus wipes itself out after a hard reboot. But in the meantime, enjoy your Nyan Cat.]
[The worst part of all of this is that Alphys knows Sans can just shortcut around. She has to suffer through every one of them. AND THEN. AND THEN!!! Hours of scrubbing her computer files until she gets rid of that awful thing from Sans. He's done the unthinkable- made her not appreciate nyan cat. How dare. How dare.
Alright, now she is going to get serious. For Papyrus, she painstakingly solves the puzzle for his room and shifts everything inside of it just an inch and a half to the left. All of it. For Sans, she's adding to the food theme, and pulls the classic "mayonnaise inside jelly donuts" bit. She even gets to eat one before she messes with them. Fantastic.]
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Thanks to Chara, she now has a wealth of ideas and decides to keep with the food theme, by blowing up a balloon and covering it with icing. It's a cake. It's on the table. Cut a piece if you dare. Or just bite it and have a balloon explode right in your face. Either or!
And just in case nobody gets hit with that, just to be an utter nuisance, she rearranges the contents of the kitchen. Have fun finding the silverware!]
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Papyrus takes out a whole day just to arrange the contents of the kitchen back in place and clean up all the mess from all the food-based pranks. No one is allowed in the kitchen the entire time. It needs a deep cleaning.
The next day, Papyrus works overnight to take out two monsters with one stone. Not that he is actually going to be throwing rocks at them, because that would be cruel and bad. No, what he has done is rig up the entire first floor to be a puzzle, a throwback to the X and O and △ pathway puzzles he had set up outside Snowdin. If you want to get to any specific room, you are going to have to figure out which puzzle to solve and how! Good luck!
Actually, Papyrus isn't sure this counts as a prank? It seems more like he is doing a favor to his housemates. Oh well!]
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He loves you so much he's gonna get you back for this. That suspicious-looking cake isn't even a cake, gosh darn it. That's just cruel.
He doesn't actually put very much effort into his next trick. He just digs up the file of an old virus Hermann cooked up by accident - now with Sans bein' in the proper mindspace to appreciate it, no less - and sends it to the both of 'em anonymously, cunningly disguised as advertisements relevant to their interests. For some thrilling spaghetti recipes, click here! For a download on saving computer energy, download this file!
Don't worry, though. The virus wipes itself out after a hard reboot. But in the meantime, enjoy your Nyan Cat.]
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Alright, now she is going to get serious. For Papyrus, she painstakingly solves the puzzle for his room and shifts everything inside of it just an inch and a half to the left. All of it. For Sans, she's adding to the food theme, and pulls the classic "mayonnaise inside jelly donuts" bit. She even gets to eat one before she messes with them. Fantastic.]
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Sorry, Alph.]