[At least he's got his shortcuts, though it's a royal pain tryin' to figure out how to get from place to place with all the darn X's and O's. Hugs and kisses? Thanks, Papyrus; he loves you too.
He loves you so much he's gonna get you back for this. That suspicious-looking cake isn't even a cake, gosh darn it. That's just cruel.
He doesn't actually put very much effort into his next trick. He just digs up the file of an old virus Hermann cooked up by accident - now with Sans bein' in the proper mindspace to appreciate it, no less - and sends it to the both of 'em anonymously, cunningly disguised as advertisements relevant to their interests. For some thrilling spaghetti recipes, click here! For a download on saving computer energy, download this file!
Don't worry, though. The virus wipes itself out after a hard reboot. But in the meantime, enjoy your Nyan Cat.]
[The worst part of all of this is that Alphys knows Sans can just shortcut around. She has to suffer through every one of them. AND THEN. AND THEN!!! Hours of scrubbing her computer files until she gets rid of that awful thing from Sans. He's done the unthinkable- made her not appreciate nyan cat. How dare. How dare.
Alright, now she is going to get serious. For Papyrus, she painstakingly solves the puzzle for his room and shifts everything inside of it just an inch and a half to the left. All of it. For Sans, she's adding to the food theme, and pulls the classic "mayonnaise inside jelly donuts" bit. She even gets to eat one before she messes with them. Fantastic.]
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He loves you so much he's gonna get you back for this. That suspicious-looking cake isn't even a cake, gosh darn it. That's just cruel.
He doesn't actually put very much effort into his next trick. He just digs up the file of an old virus Hermann cooked up by accident - now with Sans bein' in the proper mindspace to appreciate it, no less - and sends it to the both of 'em anonymously, cunningly disguised as advertisements relevant to their interests. For some thrilling spaghetti recipes, click here! For a download on saving computer energy, download this file!
Don't worry, though. The virus wipes itself out after a hard reboot. But in the meantime, enjoy your Nyan Cat.]
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Alright, now she is going to get serious. For Papyrus, she painstakingly solves the puzzle for his room and shifts everything inside of it just an inch and a half to the left. All of it. For Sans, she's adding to the food theme, and pulls the classic "mayonnaise inside jelly donuts" bit. She even gets to eat one before she messes with them. Fantastic.]
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Sorry, Alph.]