[okay that didn't work. So Newt's going to try voice now---except all that comes out is one of his mun's favorite tunes because what is the fourth wall. Maybe Newt's voice is audible through the 8-bit music, but it's difficult to parse what he's saying]
SANS!!! I HAVE A VERY, INCREDIBLY, EXTREMELY IMPORTANT THING TO TELL YOU! PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS MESSAGE!!!
YOU'RE GREAT.
AND ALSO, YOU SHOULD FORGIVE YOUR NICE FRIEND CHARA! I MET THEM AND THEY TOLD ME ALL ABOUT THE MISUNDERSTANDING. BUT YOU KNOW NOW THAT I AM JUST FINE! THERE IS NO REASON TO BE MAD AT THEM ANY LONGER! OKAY THANKS!!!!
ALSO I GOT YOU A BOARD GAME.
YOU'RE GREAT.
AND ALSO, YOU SHOULD FORGIVE YOUR NICE FRIEND CHARA! I MET THEM AND THEY TOLD ME ALL ABOUT THE MISUNDERSTANDING. BUT YOU KNOW NOW THAT I AM JUST FINE! THERE IS NO REASON TO BE MAD AT THEM ANY LONGER! OKAY THANKS!!!!
ALSO I GOT YOU A BOARD GAME.
THE ONE WHERE YOU THOUGHT THEY KILLED ME! BUT I AM OBVIOUSLY VERY UNKILLED! WHICH IS DIFFERENT THAN BEING UNSKILLED. WHICH IS A THING I'M NOT.
ALSO I DOUBT YOU WILL GET BORED WITH IT BECAUSE IT INVOLVES PIES IN FACES. IT IS LIKE A PRANK THAT YOUR FRIENDS WILLINGLY WALK INTO!
ALSO I DOUBT YOU WILL GET BORED WITH IT BECAUSE IT INVOLVES PIES IN FACES. IT IS LIKE A PRANK THAT YOUR FRIENDS WILLINGLY WALK INTO!
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