Yes, your completely unnecessary and fate-resigning prank! I hope you are very happy with yourself, brother.

[Finally, his mouth is no longer on fire. Still a little tingly, though. What is he supposed to do with all this ruined spaghetti sauce, now? The noodles are done.

He gets up and drains the noodles and places them in a serving dish.]

I hope you are happy. Today's spaghetti is deconstructed!