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[skelebro]

GENERAL	INVENTORY	PHYSICAL
NAME: sans SPECIES: monster (skeleton) AGE: ██ DATE OF ARRIVAL: june 10, 2016 ABILITIES: gravitational manipulation (blue magic), short-distance teleportation, acute intuition and observation of spatiotemporal aberrations, working knowledge of quantum and time mechanics, bone attacks, access to gaster blasters, karmic retribution RESIDENCE: delight's housing, number three DEATHS: january 1, 2017: killed by confusion-generated double of self

GENERAL	INVENTORY	PHYSICAL
CLOTHES: blue hooded jacket, white t-shirt, black shorts with white stripe, pink slippers MISCELLANY: bottle of ketchup, joy buzzer, whoopee cushion, poorly-drawn picture of three unknown monsters (don't forget), photograph of everyone smiling, one bottle of healing potion, one bottle of bees, silver key to his workshop at home, a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a... PETS: One Fennec Fox, Mandelbrot ("Brot") VEHICLE: moped, spray-painted lime green

GENERAL	INVENTORY	PHYSICAL
PHYSICALITY: roughly four feet tall, squat, perpetually grinning, faint shadows under eyesockets, oddly chubby despite apparently being made of bones UNIQUE ATTRIBUTES: magic left eye, glows cyan and yellow when exercising certain abilities

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