[Being saran-wrapped to a bed ain't as bad as it looks, honestly. It just means he's got an excuse to stay there for the rest of the day, even if, uh...his floor kinda ends up a good deal wetter than usual.
By the time everything evens out and Papyrus is no longer wholly drenched, Sans finds his slippers glued to the floor, and has to question where this trend of gratuitous slipper abuse has stemmed from. What did slippers ever do to anyone?
He then devotes the rest of the day to a) saran-wrapping everything in Alphys's room (yes, everything) in a low-grade repeat of Papyrus's little Christmas wrapping paper trick, and b) concealing firecracker poppers in every box of dry spaghetti noodles he can find. Dumping any of them in water will yield several loud and satisfying pops as the water bursts cheerfully out from the pot, showering the surrounding area with plenty of uncooked noodles in the process.]
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By the time everything evens out and Papyrus is no longer wholly drenched, Sans finds his slippers glued to the floor, and has to question where this trend of gratuitous slipper abuse has stemmed from. What did slippers ever do to anyone?
He then devotes the rest of the day to a) saran-wrapping everything in Alphys's room (yes, everything) in a low-grade repeat of Papyrus's little Christmas wrapping paper trick, and b) concealing firecracker poppers in every box of dry spaghetti noodles he can find. Dumping any of them in water will yield several loud and satisfying pops as the water bursts cheerfully out from the pot, showering the surrounding area with plenty of uncooked noodles in the process.]