[See, the thing is, Papyrus actually feels kind of bad when he sees that text. Alphys is right. This has totally gotten out of hand. There's no noodles in the household and Papyrus has to travel to the next empty house over just to wash his hands or take a shower. So, yeah. Alphys is right. He heads to the living room dutifully, hands in his lap as he takes a seat.
He still has that silly dog song stuck in his head. It plays as a background as he waits for Sans to get there.
Sans finally arrives, and Papyrus wants to say something, but he lets Alphys speak first, and--
He's soaking wet. The couch is soaking wet. The couch that he actually buried out back a few days ago.
Yeah. This has gotten out of hand. But Papyrus is going to ensure that this tire fire burns until nothing's left behind. No prisoners. The prank war has just begun.
And that's why, the next anyone notices, the entire first floor of the house has been set up in the world's worst obstacle course. Colored yarn stretches from wall to wall, so much yarn that pretty much no one is getting to reach the kitchen (or the front door, for that matter) anytime soon. Papyrus is always willing to sacrifice for the greater good. For victory.]
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He still has that silly dog song stuck in his head. It plays as a background as he waits for Sans to get there.
Sans finally arrives, and Papyrus wants to say something, but he lets Alphys speak first, and--
He's soaking wet. The couch is soaking wet. The couch that he actually buried out back a few days ago.
Yeah. This has gotten out of hand. But Papyrus is going to ensure that this tire fire burns until nothing's left behind. No prisoners. The prank war has just begun.
And that's why, the next anyone notices, the entire first floor of the house has been set up in the world's worst obstacle course. Colored yarn stretches from wall to wall, so much yarn that pretty much no one is getting to reach the kitchen (or the front door, for that matter) anytime soon. Papyrus is always willing to sacrifice for the greater good. For victory.]