[The "spaghetti" in front of his door ain't real surprising. The lack of ketchup in the house, though a frustrating and upsetting happenstance, ain't surprising either. He makes do with mustard and a side of steak sauce over his 'dogs in the meantime. It's only when he's gotta turn the faucets on to rinse some of the globs of yellow from his phalanges that he gets a handful of awful ketchup water.
Out of morbid curiosity, he tries every faucet in the house. He even tries the shower.
He can't even be annoyed that the whole house smells like ketchup gone sour now. That's devotion. That's amazing.
When he's done laughing at the sheer absurdity of it (and finished wiping his phalanges on his jacket, because this is gonna have house-wide repercussions and Papyrus needs to know that), he settles down to devise an adequate counterstrike.
Once the water runs clear again, Sans gets to work adjusting every pressure valve in the house. The kitchen sink now blasts a veritable fountain of high-pressure water onto whatever poor unsuspecting soul turns it on, with no hope of moderation. The bathroom sink yields little more than a sad little trickle.
And the shower seems to only be capable of dousing you in icy cold water in five-second intervals.
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Out of morbid curiosity, he tries every faucet in the house. He even tries the shower.
He can't even be annoyed that the whole house smells like ketchup gone sour now. That's devotion. That's amazing.
When he's done laughing at the sheer absurdity of it (and finished wiping his phalanges on his jacket, because this is gonna have house-wide repercussions and Papyrus needs to know that), he settles down to devise an adequate counterstrike.
Once the water runs clear again, Sans gets to work adjusting every pressure valve in the house. The kitchen sink now blasts a veritable fountain of high-pressure water onto whatever poor unsuspecting soul turns it on, with no hope of moderation. The bathroom sink yields little more than a sad little trickle.
And the shower seems to only be capable of dousing you in icy cold water in five-second intervals.
Enjoy!]