[Hilarious, right? Yep. Fantastic. Equally fantastic when he's about to thoroughly douse one of his signature 'dogs in ketchup and ends up with approximately one (1) shattered bottle, and a ten (10) foot radius of ketchup spattered across every available surface in a gooey, tomato-y halation.
He already smells pretty terrible on the regular (the permeating stench of awful hot dog water is an awful thing to bear witness to), but now he just smells like pretty terrible with a side of ketchup.
For his next trick, he's gotta wait until hears her react to it before texting her.]
p.s. duck.
['Cause when she opens her door next, he's rigged a bucket of mustard to come swinging down and thoroughly douse her. Yellow always was her color, right?]
THIS IS KANGAROO COURT
[Hilarious, right? Yep. Fantastic. Equally fantastic when he's about to thoroughly douse one of his signature 'dogs in ketchup and ends up with approximately one (1) shattered bottle, and a ten (10) foot radius of ketchup spattered across every available surface in a gooey, tomato-y halation.
He already smells pretty terrible on the regular (the permeating stench of awful hot dog water is an awful thing to bear witness to), but now he just smells like pretty terrible with a side of ketchup.
For his next trick, he's gotta wait until hears her react to it before texting her.]
p.s.
duck.
['Cause when she opens her door next, he's rigged a bucket of mustard to come swinging down and thoroughly douse her. Yellow always was her color, right?]